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> booting up...
> establishing connection to gsap://freedom.protocol
> decoding... ███████████████
> ACCESS GRANTED
🟢 ALL CLUB GSAP PLUGINS UNLOCKED 🟢
No paywall. No subscription. No secret handshake.
Just pure, untethered animation power—unleashed into the hands of every wild-eyed developer with a dream and a keyboard.These plugins used to cost money. Now they cost **nothing**.
✨ CHOOSE YOUR MODULE ✨
[1] SplitText
[2] Physics2D
[3] ScrambleText
[4] Inertia
[Q] Quit (but like... why tho?)
> loading SplitText...
> activating semantic dismemberment protocol
> DOM integrity compromised ✅
=== SPLITTEXT MODULE ACTIVE ===
You ever look at a headline and think:
"I wish I could obliterate this into individual characters and animate them like a caffeinated wizard"?
SplitText surgically slices DOM text into lines, words, and characters—ready to animate however your unhinged developer brain sees fit.
New version:
• 50% smaller
• 14+ new features
• `deepSlice`: handles nested tags like <span> and <strong>
• Emojis? Links? YES.
Use it to:
- Stagger letters like a chaotic typewriter
- Animate lines like dramatic subtitles
- Make headlines explode, wiggle, or melt
SplitText: for when regular text just isn’t enough.
[ c ] Chars
[ w ] Words
[ l ] Lines
[ b ] Go Back
loading Physics2D...
overriding Newtonian laws...
applying caffeine to gravity... ✅
=== PHYSICS2D MODULE ACTIVE ===
Sometimes you don't want your animations to follow rules.
Other times? You want them to follow just enough rules to look like you broke ‘em on purpose.
Physics2D gives you chaos, with a conscience.
Toss DOM elements into your canvas like tiny digital meteors—complete with velocity, angle, gravity, friction, and bounce so good it'll make your CSS blush.
Physics2D: because realism is optional, but awesome is mandatory.
[ a ] Aggression mode
[ f ] Launch a firework
[ b ] Go back
loading ScrambleText...
initiating encryption override protocol...
reality distortion in progress... ✅
=== SCRAMBLETEXT MODULE ACTIVE ===
You ever watch a sci-fi movie and think:
“Why can’t my text do the cool hacker-gibberish-decode thing?”
Well now it can—without you writing 200 lines of janky interval loops.
ScrambleText turns any boring old string into a mesmerizing stream of randomized characters that gradually unscrambles into legible text.
It’s like watching your headline get decrypted in real-time by a sleep-deprived AI that drinks energy drinks with a fork.
ScrambleText: because static text is for static minds.
[ e ] Encode & decode
[ x ] XO mode
[ n ] Number mode
[ s ] Symbol mode
[ r ] Right to left
[ b ] Go back
loading Inertia...
disabling physics safety rails...
calculating momentum vectors... ✅
=== INERTIA MODULE ACTIVE ===
Be careful. If it leaves here, it blows.
[ b ] Go back